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[The video function turns on, and Laura can be seen to have painted some sort of yellow pigment, probably just paint of some kind, across her upper face and chest (which is bare, by the way, aside from a few beaded necklaces--it's a good thing she had her 18th birthday this summer, or this would have taken on a whole new level of creepy). A black pigment is smeared across the area of her nose and mouth, and she's wearing a pair of Laura's bigger, gaudier turquoise earrings (oh, the 80s, how we all love them). An orange scarf is bound around her hair, to keep it back, and she's wearing one of Laura's more provocative skirts (having slit it up both sides, for easier movement.]

This body is...strange. As though it has been sapped of the proper colors, and yet somehow...beautiful, in its own strange and ugly way. I could have fared far worse.

[
Sorry, Goddess, but you're in the body of a rather pale blonde chick. Needless to say, this isn't Laura anymore. Say hello to Tlazolteotl (Sacred Filth Eater; also known as She Who Eats Filth/Sin, The Death Caused By Lust, and She of Two Faces), the goddess of a dual nature. She's not only the deity of vice, filth, sexual misdeeds, and sexually-transmitted diseases, but also purification, steam baths and midwives. She both inspires sexual misdeeds, and cleanses the souls of those who engage in them. Essentially, she's Laura, on supernatural steroids and to the power of 100.]

And it is not as strange as this thing I speak through. I do not understand the workings of it. [But she knows how to use it, now, by seeing her brethren do it. She spreads her arms in a sort of welcoming gesture.]

Hearken unto me, dwellers of this place, and seek the company of another. Revel in your lechery, now, and enjoy it without fear, for when you seek me, you shall be forgiven and purified.

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Date: 2011-01-07 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
Tla...zolt...eotl. Right. [He was scribbling it down on a scrap of paper.]

I mean, she's my responsibility.

And... well, I'd really like it if you could put her back how she was. If you're only gonna be here for a bit, you can have my body instead or something. I dunno. Just... put her back, please.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-07 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
It ain't her body I'm worried about.

Could you just... 'scuse me a minute?

[BRB READING]

[TEN MINUTES LATER]

Okay. Here's the deal. You've gotta have some freaking awesome powers, yeah, cause you're a Goddess and all that. So... are you sure you can't swap us about? I mean... it's not that I don't trust you to be decent or anything, but... when you go...

Are you really sure?

I am gonna fucking kill whoever did this.

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Date: 2011-01-07 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
...Shit.

[Switches to voice, and tries something else,]

Hey, Laura. Don't suppose you can hear me, right? If you can, it'll be alright. This'll be over and it'll be okay. I'll be here when you get back.

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Date: 2011-01-07 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
Yeah. Sorry, thought that might work.

[Private]

Hey, um, right. When you say you'll make sure she's not hurt... what does that include?

he frowns.

Date: 2011-01-07 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
Hey. Um, you're in her room, right? Can I come talk to you?

spamtime.

Date: 2011-01-08 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
[Paddy is knocking on Laura's door, more than a little concerned.]

Re: spamtime.

Date: 2011-01-08 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
[Paddy shakes his head a little too vehemently. He only had one idea of confession, anyway, and this wasn't it.]

No, no, I just... came to talk.

Or... ask you some favours or something.

Re: spamtime.

Date: 2011-01-08 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
[Paddy steps inside, swallowing nervously,]

Look... um, I know you're a goddess of... all sorts of things. But what is it, exactly, that you do?

Re: spamtime.

Date: 2011-01-08 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
[Paddy listened, a little dismayed that everything he'd read was true, but still,]

Yeah, about that. You... don't engage in any of that kind of stuff yourself, do you? Just... get other folks to, right?

Re: spamtime.

Date: 2011-01-08 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
[The relief is visible. It probably shouldn't be, but it is,]

Good. Good. Just wanted to check, because, y'know. Gotta be nice to the body you're in, right?

Re: spamtime.

Date: 2011-01-08 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
[Paddy can see that, and is... well, still really not okay about this, but relieved that's one less trauma to worry about.

Or that he doesn't have to follow a Goddess around to make sure she doesn't do something nasty to Laura's body.]

Then I think we're alright. I just... wanted to check these things.

[He takes respectful to mean, you know, not killing people.]

Re: spamtime.

Date: 2011-01-08 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
[He nodded,] Yeah, yeah. Just as long as you ain't lying, I'm good with that.

If there's owt you... want to know about this place, I guess I can help you out.

[He was still watching her, looking for glimpses of Laura under there or something.]

Re: spamtime.

Date: 2011-01-08 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com
Yeah, yeah, okay. [He fiddled with the bandage wrapped around his hand,]

Maybe you can show me how not to fall down the fucking stairs, eh?

[It was almost a joke. Can you make a joke with a goddess? Maybe.]

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