[Tlazolteotl mounts the stairs, rising on the balls of her feet as if she were wearing high heels, so that only the front of her feet touch the stairs. Hopefully this will teach Paddy how to climb them, and that good will outweigh the bad of Paddy climbing up after her when Aztec women don't know what the fuck panties are.]
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[Tlazolteotl mounts the stairs, rising on the balls of her feet as if she were wearing high heels, so that only the front of her feet touch the stairs. Hopefully this will teach Paddy how to climb them, and that good will outweigh the bad of Paddy climbing up after her when Aztec women don't know what the fuck panties are.]