I am known to my worshipers as 'Sacred Filth Eater'. I incite people to engage in forbidden sexual deeds, vice, and sin, and I purify and forgive those who commit these sins once they confess. I cause diseases, especially those related to intercourse, which may be cured by a purifying steam bath. I bless midwives, and I am the patroness of adulterers.

[Tlazolteotl smiles at him.]

The nature of your "Laura" called out to me, and I was drawn to this body.